We’re not fans of censorship, but there are a lot of household cleaners that should shut the $&@#! up. Their nasty ingredients list is downright explicit (and not in a good way). Most fragrances containing phthalates that are produced in test tubes may cause respiratory irritation and are “probable carcinogens,” propylene glycol, hydrochloric acid, formaldehyde…@#$%ing form-al-de-hyde! And the government doesn’t require companies to list their ingredients on packaging. So they could be putting in nasty stuff like Alice Cooper’s unwashed leather pants, and we’d have no idea. Ready to de-escalate? Meet your new laundry room relaxer: Zum Clean Laundry Soap (which is actually #soapnotdetergent, by the way). Because what you put on or around your hot bod is just as important as the stuff you put in it and that's why we use plant-based, simple ingredients. Zum Clean Laundry Soap from Indigo Wild is the natural laundry soap detergent alternative that doesn’t make you want to get explicit. Rather than the toxic and dangerous ingredients that trigger rage against the (washing) machine, this soap contains gentle do-gooders, like essential oil blends, baking soda, and saponified 100 percent coconut oil. This power-packed, plant-based formula is low-sudsing and highly concentrated, so it’s the perfect match for high-efficiency machines and high-efficiency households that run like machines. Encore, please: It contains zero parabens, phosphates, cocamidopropyl betaine, or sulfates. Oh, and did we mention that Zum Laundry Soap comes in an ample amount of nose-pleasing aromas, including many of the ones we’re most famous for? Give your clothes, sheets, blankets, shoes, and more an all-around aromatic upgrade with Zum Clean aromatherapy laundry soap in olfactory award-winners like Frankincense-Patchouli, Sea Salt, Frankincense & Myrrh, Cedar-Lavender, Tea Tree-Citrus, Lullaby Lavender, and more. Naturally refreshing essential oils keep it all clean and copacetic, so every load comes out smelling better than you could have imagined.